Buttons, Magnets & Stickers
Stick it to anyone who can read
What’s better than poking a little fun at unsuspecting people you don’t even know, just because they’re near enough to read the explosive little bombshell you’ve stuck in place? That’s right: almost nothing.
With one of these babies, you get to share a little snippiness about the slurpy slop of life…but with a bright, bold, happy-go-lucky kinda flair.
Buttons
Zippernut Press™ buttons are 1″ in diameter with pin backs, so they’re easy to stick onto clothing, backpacks, cork boards, or the nose of your most annoying friend.
| Item # | Button Face |
| BTN1001 | Yeah, I know I’m good looking |
| BTN1002* | I smell bullshit |
| BTN1003* | Don’t be an asshat |
| BTN1004* | I need a fucking vacation |
| BTN1005 | I Love Dogs. People not so much. |
| BTN1006* | Why are you still talking? |
| BTN1007* | FUCK THIS |
| BTN1008 | I don’t give a flying fuck. But it does kinda sound like fun. |
| BTN1009* | Why is everyone but me so stupid? |
| BTN1010* | CANCER: It just fucking sucks. |
| BTN1011 | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up. |
| BTN1012 | Everyone is born with natural talents. Maybe someday you’ll discover yours. |
| BTN1013 | Life’s a bitch, and I am the perfect embodiment of life |
| BTN1014 | WTF? |
| BTN1015 | The best thing about most people is that I don’t know them |
| BTN1016 | Life Sucks Balls |
| BTN1017 | People mostly make me want to barf |
| BTN1018 | I love cats. They taste like chicken. |
| BTN1019 | Sick & Twisted |
| BTN1020 | MEAN PEOPLE SUCK |
| * = top seller | |
Magnets
Our magnets are 2-1/4″ inches in diameter – large enough to allow you to share your cranky views without being so big that they’ll wipe your hard drive from forty paces.
| Item # | Button Face |
| BTN1001 | Yeah, I know I’m good looking |
| BTN1002* | I smell bullshit |
| BTN1003* | Don’t be an asshat |
| BTN1004 | I need a fucking vacation |
| BTN1005* | I Love Dogs. People not so much. |
| BTN1006* | Why are you still talking? |
| BTN1007* | FUCK THIS |
| BTN1008 | I don’t give a flying fuck. But it does kinda sound like fun. |
| BTN1009* | Why is everyone but me so stupid? |
| BTN1010 | CANCER: It just fucking sucks. |
| BTN1011 | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up. |
| BTN1012 | Everyone is born with natural talents. Maybe someday you’ll discover yours. |
| BTN1013 | Life’s a bitch, and I am the perfect embodiment of life |
| BTN1014* | WTF? |
| BTN1015 | The best thing about most people is that I don’t know them |
| BTN1016 | Life Sucks Balls |
| BTN1017 | People mostly make me want to barf |
| BTN1018 | I love cats. They taste like chicken. |
| BTN1019 | Sick & Twisted |
| BTN1020 | MEAN PEOPLE SUCK |
| * = top seller | |
Stickers
Do we really have to tell you what a sticker is? Okay, fine. Zippernut Press™ stickers are round, 3″ inches in diameter, and sometimes just plain rude. They come “kiss cut” on a square backer, so they’re super easy to remove and get sticking. Flexible vinyl, perfectly sticky, and crazy-ass fun.
| Item # | Sticker Face |
| POS1002 | I smell bullshit |
| POS1003 | Don’t be an asshat |
| POS1004 | I need a fucking vacation |
| POS1005 | I Love Dogs. People not so much. |
| POS1006 | Why are you still talking? |
| POS1007 | FUCK THIS |
| POS1009 | Why is everyone but me so stupid? |
| POS1010 | CANCER: It just fucking sucks. |
| POS1011 | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up. |
| POS1014 | WTF? |
| POS1021 | Is it over yet? |
| POS1022 | Life is a never-ending shitshow |
| POS1023 | Please just walk away quietly |
| POS1024 | Ask me what it’s like being nearly perfect |
| POS1025 | Think aliens would be weird? Look around. |
| POS1026 | There really IS such a thing as a stupid question |
| POS1027 | I’m about to lose my shit |
| POS1028 | Well, fuck a duck |
| POS1029 | I like being around intelligent people. You may go. |
| POS1030 | Stand back. I might blow chunks. |
| * = top seller | |
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