Notes, Pads & Journals

Why record your thoughts with boring notes and journals when you could slide someone a little dose of nasty at the same time?

Notes, Pads & Journals

Paper goods for snippets and ramblings

Why use bland and boring stickies or plain paper to get your point across when you could slide someone a little dose of nasty at the same time? Everyone needs sticky notes and such to jot things down – phone numbers, shopping lists, preferred voltage setting for the next electro-shock therapy session, or what-have-you.

Each of these ZipperNotes™ products has a delicious little quippy snippet at the top to make someone think twice about whether they chose wisely when they got to know you. But these little babies let people know you’re so cool that you just don’t care what they think of you. Which makes you even cooler. Ya dig?


Note Pads

Note pads are 3-5/8″ wide and 8-1/2″ tall, gummed at the top for tear-and-share simplicity. They’re printed on bright white paper that’s responsibly sourced and 10% post-consumer recycled.

Item # Text
PAD1001 * Don’t fuck this up
PAD1002 * Get this shit done
PAD1003 wtf?
PAD1004 * Procrastination Agenda
PAD1005 * More shit to do
NEW:
PAD1011
Dumbass Ideas
NEW:
PAD1012
Fuck this shit
CANCER SUCKS!
PAD1009 Cancer Sucks!
PAD1010 Cancer fucking sucks!
* = top seller

Note Cards

Our note cards are 4-1/4″ x 2-3/4″ – just the right size for the most random notes and thoughts. They’re printed on bright white paper that’s responsibly sourced and 10% post-consumer recycled.

Item # Text
NCD1001 * Don’t fuck this up
NCD1002 * Get this shit done
NCD1003 wtf?
NCD1004 * Procrastination Agenda
NCD1005 * More shit to do
NCD1006 Do this or die
NCD1007 Oh, fuck it!
NCD1008 Remember this, idiot!
CANCER SUCKS!
NCD1009 Cancer Sucks!
NCD1010 Cancer fucking sucks!
* = top seller

Sticky Notes

ZipperNotes™ sticky notes (3″ x 3″) have a mysterious removable and re-stickable goo. You can be assured they won’t do that annoying curling-off-whatever-they’re-stuck-on thing, and they definitely won’t fall off the door jamb and stick themselves to all the pet hair or dust bunnies on your floor.

Item # Text
STK1001 * Don’t fuck this up
STK1002 * Get this shit done
STK1003 * wtf?
STK1004 Procrastination Agenda
STK1005 * More shit to do
STK1006 Do this or die
STK1007 Oh, fuck it!
STK1008 Remember this, idiot!
NEW:
STK1011
Dumbass Ideas
NEW:
STK1012
Fuck this shit
CANCER SUCKS!
STK1009 Cancer Sucks!
STK1010 Cancer fucking sucks!
* = top seller

Journals

Journals include 50 unlined pages thick enough to allow writing on both sides with minimal or no bleed-through. Each page has a usable area 5-3/4″ wide and 8-3/4″ high. The cover is a matching bright white and is coated with a matte laminate to resist smudges and smears. Wire double-binding allows the journal to open and lay flat, and it also allows all pages to open a complete 360 degrees.

Item # Text
JRN1011 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up.
JRN1012 * WTF? Seriously, what the fucking fuck?
NEW:
JRN1013
I need a fucking vacation
NEW:
JRN1014
Why is everyone but me so stupid?
NEW:
JRN1015 *
Oh, for fuck’s sake! Fuck this shit.
JRN1016 I Love Dogs. People, not so much.
CANCER SUCKS!
JRN1017 CANCER: It just fucking sucks.
* = top seller

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