About Zippernut Press™

Zippernut Press™ is located in Kansas City, Missouri. It began with the idea that there just aren't enough greeting cards out there to express the weird thoughts that real people have.

We're a small business, but we make cards people really like.

About Zippernut Greetings

The general theme of the Zippernut Press™ greeting card line is sarcasm, surprise, and friendly nastiness. A few cards could be considered nice, but very few are to be taken seriously.

In order to appreciate Zippernut Greetings, one must have a healthy sense of humor. There are a few that include sexual innuendo (or even blatant lewdness) and a couple that use profanity, but most of them would be fine for your spunky grandmother.

Zippernut greetings are foldover-style cards, with a folded size of 4¾”w x 5½”h. They are printed in black and color on bright white stock, using our own custom Zippernut font. Each comes with a brightly-colored envelope that can be used for mailing or for a personal handoff.

Whether you are a greeting card connoisseur or a reseller, we hope you will enjoy this line of greetings. Thanks for checking us out!