Buttons, Magnets & Stickers

Buttons and magnets from Zippernut Press™ let you stick it to anyone. What’s better than poking a little fun? That’s right: almost nothing.

Buttons, Magnets & Stickers

Stick it to anyone who can read

What’s better than poking a little fun at unsuspecting people you don’t even know, just because they’re near enough to read the explosive little bombshell you’ve stuck in place? That’s right: almost nothing.

Buttons And Magnets

With one of these babies, you get to share a little snippiness about the slurpy slop of life…but with a bright, bold, happy-go-lucky kinda flair.


Buttons

Zippernut Press™ buttons are 1″ in diameter with pin backs, so they’re easy to stick onto clothing, backpacks, cork boards, or the nose of your most annoying friend.

Item # Button Face
BTN1001 Yeah, I know I’m good looking
BTN1002* I smell bullshit
BTN1003* Don’t be an asshat
BTN1004* I need a fucking vacation
BTN1005 I Love Dogs. People not so much.
BTN1006* Why are you still talking?
BTN1007* FUCK THIS
BTN1008 I don’t give a flying fuck. But it does kinda sound like fun.
BTN1009* Why is everyone but me so stupid?
BTN1010* CANCER: It just fucking sucks.
BTN1011 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up.
BTN1012 Everyone is born with natural talents. Maybe someday you’ll discover yours.
BTN1013 Life’s a bitch, and I am the perfect embodiment of life
BTN1014 WTF?
BTN1015 The best thing about most people is that I don’t know them
BTN1016 Life Sucks Balls
BTN1017 People mostly make me want to barf
BTN1018 I love cats. They taste like chicken.
BTN1019 Sick & Twisted
BTN1020 MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
* = top seller

Magnets

Our magnets are 2-1/4″ inches in diameter – large enough to allow you to share your cranky views without being so big that they’ll wipe your hard drive from forty paces.

Item # Button Face
BTN1001 Yeah, I know I’m good looking
BTN1002* I smell bullshit
BTN1003* Don’t be an asshat
BTN1004 I need a fucking vacation
BTN1005* I Love Dogs. People not so much.
BTN1006* Why are you still talking?
BTN1007* FUCK THIS
BTN1008 I don’t give a flying fuck. But it does kinda sound like fun.
BTN1009* Why is everyone but me so stupid?
BTN1010 CANCER: It just fucking sucks.
BTN1011 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up.
BTN1012 Everyone is born with natural talents. Maybe someday you’ll discover yours.
BTN1013 Life’s a bitch, and I am the perfect embodiment of life
BTN1014* WTF?
BTN1015 The best thing about most people is that I don’t know them
BTN1016 Life Sucks Balls
BTN1017 People mostly make me want to barf
BTN1018 I love cats. They taste like chicken.
BTN1019 Sick & Twisted
BTN1020 MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
* = top seller

Stickers

Do we really have to tell you what a sticker is? Okay, fine. Zippernut Press™ stickers are round, 3″ inches in diameter, and sometimes just plain rude. They come “kiss cut” on a square backer, so they’re super easy to remove and get sticking. Flexible vinyl, perfectly sticky, and crazy-ass fun.

Item # Sticker Face
POS1002 I smell bullshit
POS1003 Don’t be an asshat
POS1004 I need a fucking vacation
POS1005 I Love Dogs. People not so much.
POS1006 Why are you still talking?
POS1007 FUCK THIS
POS1009 Why is everyone but me so stupid?
POS1010 CANCER: It just fucking sucks.
POS1011 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up.
POS1014 WTF?
POS1021 Is it over yet?
POS1022 Life is a never-ending shitshow
POS1023 Please just walk away quietly
POS1024 Ask me what it’s like being nearly perfect
POS1025 Think aliens would be weird? Look around.
POS1026 There really IS such a thing as a stupid question
POS1027 I’m about to lose my shit
POS1028 Well, fuck a duck
POS1029 I like being around intelligent people. You may go.
POS1030 Stand back. I might blow chunks.
* = top seller

 

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