Zippernut Press™
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Unorthodox greeting cards for anyone who's feeling cranky,
disillusioned, just plain crazy,…
or even inexplicably nice.
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About Zippernut Press™
Zippernut Press™ is located in Kansas City, Missouri. It began with the idea that there just aren't enough greeting cards out there to express the weird thoughts that real people have.
We're a small business. In fact, it's only one person. But we plan to grow by leaps and bounds as the concept of “cranky expressionism” takes root.
About Zippernut Greetings
The theme of the Zippernut Press™ greeting card line is sarcasm, cynicism, ill-humor, and general nastiness, hopefully falling short of downright meanness. A few cards have slipped through the cracks and could be considered nice, but very few are to be taken seriously.
Given a sense of humor, most of these cards are fine for anyone to read, and some people might even understand them. And yes, there are a few that include sexual innuendo (or even blatant lewdness) and a couple that use profanity.
Zippernut greetings are foldover-style cards, with a folded size of 4¾”w x 5½”h. They are printed in black and color on bright white stock, using our own custom Zippernut font. Each comes with a brightly-colored envelope that can be used for mailing or for a personal handoff.
Whether you are a greeting card connoisseur or a reseller, we hope you will enjoy this line of greetings. Thanks for checking us out!